13 March 2009

Hua HUa...

This is funny..ngeh..ngehh..

Cigarette Name story

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, 'You are a Rough Rider !!!'
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered' I want MORE ! !!!'
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!

2 comments:

Pinky Angel said...

faisza,
ko mmg lucah sejak dulu lg. hahaha.. Fatihi dh pandai lari2 ek? hehe.. kiut je blog ko ni. Keep on updating. Aku dh bookmark

faiszakee said...

Pn.Ilyana,
that was then.Now I sudah tukar menjadi "LUCU" gitu..
"Kiut" ahaks..itu haruslah..dah tuan empunya blog pun begitu..(sila jgn muntah darah)Insyaallah ada masa aku rajin²kan diri blogging nih..